Made In Chelsea season 3 is here!!

It’s back ladies and gents, Made In Chelsea had returned to e4 and is even bigger better and more fabulous than before. Tiaras, tantrums, tears and toffs will be filling up my Monday evenings from now on and I couldn’t be happier!

Since season 2 ended in December I’ve been having cravings for those party loving, label wearing, bed hopping socialites and now my thirst for trashy dramality TV can finally be quenched!

So what’s new with the Chelsea gays and galls? So much has happened in only 4 months (2 really as filming started in February) and I think that this season will be (as Proudlock would say) BEAUT!

Firstly, as predicted, Spaggie (Spencer and Caggie) didn’t last or even begin according to revelations from Caggs. It seems that Spencer wasn’t only in it for a quickie after all but the little minx Caggie was! Who’d have thought that behind those puppy dog eyes lay a man eating devil woman, intent on munching her way through men’s hearts, chewing them up and spitting them back out again as she went! I’m not being dramatic here, poor Spencer must have been devastated, especially after turning away the stunning and sweet Louise! Tsk Tsk Caggs….what a thing to do!

Then in the first scene of series 3 we discover that a new victim lies in her torture chamber (bed), going by the name of Joel. Joel was introduced to us by the doodle that Caggie is now sporting and passing off as a tattoo.

Next up we have the Millie Hugo Rosie and now Natalie square! “Who’s Natalie” I hear you ask?? Well to quote Hugo she’s someone who is “very observant and intelligent, the complete opposite of Millie!” OHHHH BURN MILLIE!! Serves you right for being a cheating scheming conniving female version of Hugo! This makes no sense I know, but hey, if she wants to advertise and broadcast her promiscuous ways to the nation then I’m sure she can take it on the chin. Those plumped up lips would protect it anyway *duck pouts*

We caught a glimpse of Natalie during the episode and as predicted she is stunningly beautiful, slim, born with a silver spoon in her mouth and keeping Hugo on his toes, for now.

One thing that I have noticed about the majority of the cast is that they find expressing their emotions and explaining their behaviour so extremely difficult it’s almost cringe worthy. I actually don’t think that the programme is edited to show those awkwardly long pauses anymore, but the cogs in their heads actually stop working while they’re looking for a get out of jail free card.

Anyway moving on - The boob party….

Only Gabbylicious T would throw herself a party in honour of her boobs (or lack of now that she’s had a reduction) and it was the perfect scene to reacquaint us with Mr Francis Boulle! Ah Francis, he’s so naïve, so simple, so lacking in experience but yet so unbelievably appealing! The blatant lack of eye contact with Gabbylicious had me in stitches, and that grin on his face too….priceless!

A few of the other cast members kept me entertained as I knew they would….Olli and his new car, Cheska and Binky discussing the troubles of being known as the “Bridget Jones spinsters of Chelsea”, Mr multi millionaire Richard made an appearance and looks set to sweep Cheska off her feet, Louise and Jamie sadly didn’t last and Proudlock reveals that he is in fact a born again Christian.

The next episode looks more focused on the guys which will give us a nice break and also a chance to see how bitching is not just a woman’s game!

So make sure you’re watching e4 on Monday night at 10pm for episode 2 of Made In Chelsea.

X Laura